The Inside Track
Knows UK creative admissions from the inside. Cannot tell you their name. Can tell you exactly what happens to your application after you hit submit.
The Insider works close to creative admissions decisions. Writing under their own name would mean every sentence being softened, cleared and approved until it read like a prospectus. Writing anonymously means they can tell you what selectors actually say after you leave the room.
Everything is drawn from direct experience. Institutions, colleagues and applicants are never identifiable: details are changed or generalised, and nothing confidential about any individual application is ever used. The Insider receives no payment from any university, and no university reviews or approves a word of this column. When something is opinion rather than process, it is labelled as opinion.
One dispatch at a time on how decisions actually get made: what the first ninety-second read looks for, what panels write down during auditions, why "rejected" often means "we had three of you already", and the questions worth asking that nobody asks. Reader questions are welcome, and anonymous ones are answered first. Ask here.
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